So my owner, that girl who feeds me and cleans my litter box and stuff, is always on this stupid thing so I thought that since she likes it so much, and ignores me while she is on it, I'd see what the hype was about.
So if you can't tell by my username, My name is Carpe and I think I'm a princess. My favorite things to do are getting my belly rubbed, meowing at all hours of the night, talking to my boyfriend (that stray tiger cat mrrrow) through the window, and trying to kill my owner. My favorite plan for killing her right now is getting under that box that I sleep on top of all the time (more on that later) and pushing out the glass door. I heard her and the guy that lives here that spoils me rotten saying that one of these days she is going to trip over it and kill herself. Then my plan will work. Not sure who will feed me and clean my litter box then, but I think that guy will do it. Like I said, he spoils me.
I also like when baseball and the weather channel are on that box I sleep on top of. I like to put my paw in their way and chase the moving pictures. That is quite fun.
I'll post more later, if I feel like it, I mean come on, I am a princess and I will do what I want when I want.